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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Why Can't We Be Like The Jetsons?

I'm a lazy person at heart. Why can't my kitchen be like the Jetson's? I have some wonderful gadgets and I want to be able to push a few buttons and it goes to my fridge, gets out the necessary stuff and whips my favorite foods up for me in minutes.

Why haven't we gotten there yet? We can put men and women on the moon. We can get up close and personal pictures of other planets and their moons. We have the technology to make the bloomin' onion perfect every time! Why isn't there a Jetson's kitchen???

Of course I guess the next best thing to a Jetson's kitchen is a housekeeper. Well, I moved out of my sister's place because I wanted my own space, so a live in housekeeper is not an option. But if I could buy a Rosie that would solve everything! Again. The Jetson's had it made.

I'm not looking forward to the day we all fly our own little hover crafts to work, cuz damn, there are too many drivers that haven't managed to figure out how to drive on solid pavement yet. But the rest of it? Yeah, I'm ready for the future to be NOW!

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